Catriona wrote this story, with the prompt cards "Hippos", "Marriage" and "Public Holiday".
Fred and Fredina were 92 and 16, and they were hippos. They were getting married. Awww. They went to the wedding chapel - alright, a pole of rocks and stick - and the minister, Bob the crocodile, recited a speech he had stolen from an official looking guy.
"America has lost its way. We need to fix it. Yes we can!" he said. And then they were married. When they went to the airport to go to the Himalayas for a honeymoon, it was Christmas Day and all the flights were cancelled.